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G: Yes. I checked Apple’s current instructions, and your instinct is basically right: if the goal is “get everything somewhere safe,” doing it through a computer is considerably easier than trying to copy directly from the iPhone to a thumb drive.

The important wrinkle is that I would not use the iCloud website as the primary method. Apple has a much less annoying route.

Easiest approach on a Windows PC

Install urliCloud for Windowshttps://www.microsoft.com/store/productId/9PKTQ5699M62 and sign into your friend's Apple Account.

Once that's installed, iCloud Drive appears directly inside Windows File Explorer. It behaves much more like an ordinary folder than the iCloud website does. citeturn0search1turn0search6

Then:

1. Open File Explorer → iCloud Drive.
2. Right-click the top-level folders/files and choose Always keep on this device. That forces Windows to actually download the contents rather than merely showing cloud placeholders. A solid green-circle/check indicates something has been pinned locally. citeturn0search6
3. Let it finish downloading.
4. Copy the downloaded material to the USB drive.

That's probably the closest thing to the "just give me my damn files" solution you're looking for.

Photos are slightly different

Apple exposes iCloud Photos separately in File Explorer. The same useful trick exists: you can right-click the entire iCloud Photos folder and select Always keep on this device, rather than manually downloading photographs one at a time. citeturn0search3

Once everything has actually downloaded, copy the photos to the jump drive as ordinary files.

One important warning: don't treat the synchronized iCloud folder itself as the backup. Apple specifically warns that deleting a synchronized photo elsewhere can delete the local synchronized copy too, even if it was pinned. Copying it onto the independent USB drive is what turns it into a real backup. citeturn0search3

What I would not do

The urliCloud.com Drive interfacehttps://www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/ does let you select files and download them, but that's still basically the browser-download interface you were remembering. It's fine for grabbing a handful of things; I wouldn't choose it for emptying a large account. citeturn0search9

There's also Apple's urlData & Privacy portalhttps://privacy.apple.com/, through which Apple provides copies of categories including iCloud Drive files/documents and iCloud Photos. citeturn0search10 That's potentially useful for a wholesale archival export, but for somebody who just wants recognizable files on a USB stick without getting technical, iCloud for Windows → download everything → copy to USB is simpler.

One other distinction worth checking before you start: "everything on my iPhone" and "everything in iCloud" are not necessarily the same thing. Some files can exist only locally on the phone, and things such as messages, app data, settings, etc. aren't simply ordinary iCloud Drive files. If your friend's actual goal is “I'm getting rid of this iPhone and want absolutely everything recoverable”, tell me that and I'll check Apple's current options for doing a complete archival backup, because I'd recommend a slightly different procedure.

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