2026-08-07 10:31:42 EDT

M: Some congressional asshat had within the last 24 hours a quote that said, if we gave Anthony Fauci immunity from prosecution for his testimony, what use would that testimony be, or something similar in words, but exactly the same in stupid nature. Go ahead and look up who did that if you can. It's recent enough that I'm not sure that it's written down somewhere. But my main reason for asking is to ask you to come up with the, well, any number of people in the last 25 years or less, depending on how many you find, that have been granted immunity from prosecution by the party of the guy who said that quote. The number of people who have been granted immunity by that party, and how important or shallow each of those guarantees have been as subjectively analyzed at the time. I'm asking you two questions, I think. First, find me serious examples where that immunity actually was important, and then find me really shallow versions where the granting of that immunity, in order to, quote, get the information out, unquote, really did not extend past granting that person the ability to avoid prosecution. That second version might not exist or I might have just garbled what I was looking for, so please do your best.

G: I’m going to separate this into two things: first, identify the Fauci quote and speaker; second, build a recent historical set of immunity grants involving that speaker’s party, distinguishing immunity that was genuinely instrumental from immunity that mostly functioned as a shield for the witness.

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G: The quote appears to be from Sen. Rand Paul’s committee fight over Fauci, but I haven’t yet found the exact sentence you remember in a reliable transcript. One important wrinkle is already clear: Paul’s position treats Fauci’s Biden pardon as if it supplied the practical equivalent of testimonial immunity, while ordinary congressional use-and-derivative-use immunity expressly still allows prosecution for perjury or false statements made during the immunized testimony.

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G: I found the episode you were talking about, although not yet the exact wording you remember. On August 6, during the Senate Homeland Security Committee’s vote to hold Fauci in contempt, Democrats proposed granting Fauci immunity from DOJ prosecution so that he could be compelled to answer. The Republican majority rejected that proposal. Chairman Rand Paul was leading the proceeding, so he is the likeliest source of the remark you remember, although I would not put quotation marks around that exact sentence without the video/transcript. citeturn830695reddit57turn293054news82

And there is a fairly spectacular problem with the underlying argument.

What congressional immunity actually means

Congress has a statute designed precisely for this situation, 18 U.S.C. §6002. A witness invokes the Fifth; Congress grants use and derivative-use immunity; the witness can then be ordered to testify.

It does not mean:

"You can now lie with impunity."

The statute explicitly says the immunity does not prevent prosecution for perjury, giving a false statement, or refusing to comply with the immunity order. citeturn830695search2turn293054search3

So, stripped to its mechanics:

No immunity: Fauci can say nothing.

Congressional immunity: Fauci must answer, his truthful answers can't be used to prosecute him for the underlying conduct, but if he lies in those answers, he can still be prosecuted for the lie.

That makes an argument of roughly "What good is his testimony if we immunize him?" very difficult to reconcile with the reason the immunity statute exists in the first place. Congress decided decades ago that sometimes obtaining the truth is more valuable than preserving the ability to prosecute the witness for the underlying conduct.

And now we get to the historical comparison you wanted.

The Republican precedent is unusually vivid

I initially restricted this to the past 25 years, and discovered something useful: major public congressional immunity grants have become quite rare, largely because Congress got badly burned by one enormous precedent.

That precedent involved a Republican administration and two Republican officials:

Oliver North — Iran-Contra, 1987

Congress granted Oliver North use immunity so it could force him to explain the Iran-Contra operation.

This was about as consequential an immunity grant as you can imagine. North wasn't some peripheral secretary. He was deeply involved in the covert arms sales and diversion of proceeds to the Contras.

Congress consciously decided:

We need to know what happened badly enough that we'll risk making his subsequent prosecution harder.

North then gave nationally televised testimony.

And the risk wasn't hypothetical. He was later convicted, but the D.C. Circuit overturned the convictions because witnesses in his criminal case might have been influenced by North's immunized congressional testimony. The government ultimately couldn't successfully retry him. citeturn812138search76turn805643search3

That is almost the laboratory demonstration of your question:

Was the immunity "important"? Extremely.

It materially damaged the government's ability to prosecute the man receiving it.

Yet Republican Sen. Arlen Specter actually introduced a Senate resolution urging that North and John Poindexter receive immunity so Congress could get their testimony. citeturn812138search0

John Poindexter — Iran-Contra, 1987

Same basic story.

Former Reagan National Security Adviser John Poindexter received congressional immunity and testified. He was subsequently convicted of five felonies involving obstruction and false statements, but those convictions were also overturned because exposure to his immunized congressional testimony had contaminated later witnesses. citeturn812138search79turn812138search76

So these aren't marginal precedents.

They demonstrate Congress being willing to make the ultimate version of the trade:

"We may lose the ability to imprison these people for the underlying wrongdoing, because establishing publicly what the government did is more important."

That is considerably stronger immunity than what Democrats proposed for Fauci.


Now bring it inside your 25-year window

Here things get interesting.

I cannot responsibly give you an exact number of Republican immunity grants, because prosecutorial immunity agreements aren't all public, many grand-jury matters are secret, and some agreements aren't described publicly as statutory immunity.

But there are several indisputable examples under Republican administrations.

David Pecker — 2018 Trump DOJ

Federal prosecutors granted National Enquirer publisher David Pecker immunity in return for information about Michael Cohen and the hush-money arrangements.

Pecker was Trump's longtime friend and had potentially incriminating exposure of his own. Prosecutors nevertheless decided that getting his evidence was more useful than retaining every possible prosecution option against Pecker. citeturn331151search0turn331151search2

I'd classify this important but targeted.

His information helped prosecutors establish how the payment/suppression arrangement worked and Cohen's role in it.

Allen Weisselberg — 2018 Trump DOJ

Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg was also granted immunity in the Cohen investigation and testified before a federal grand jury.

That's especially striking because Weisselberg was essentially the Trump Organization's financial gatekeeper. Prosecutors had someone with direct knowledge of the money trail and chose information over preserving maximum prosecutorial leverage against him. citeturn331151search1turn331151search3

Again: not trivial immunity.

And importantly, it wasn't universal immunity. Weisselberg was later prosecuted by New York authorities on different tax matters. That illustrates how bounded these agreements can be.

At least two American Media executives — 2018

Reports at the time said two AMI executives besides Pecker also received immunity relating to the Cohen investigation. citeturn331151search3

These are closer to what I think you meant by your second category.

Their immunity wasn't historically momentous in the North sense. It was essentially:

"Tell prosecutors what happened in this transaction; we aren't interested enough in prosecuting you for your participation to sacrifice your evidence."

That's routine investigative triage.

The immunity was valuable primarily because it removed their personal incentive to shut up.

And that is, in fact, one of immunity's normal purposes.


Your "shallow immunity" category does exist, but I'd rename it

I think what you were reaching for was something like "information-purchase immunity."

Not:

"This person's immunity was necessary because the country desperately needed their extraordinary evidence."

but:

"This person knows something useful; prosecuting them isn't important enough to us to lose their cooperation."

That happens constantly in criminal investigations.

The DOJ's own immunity policy essentially describes that balancing operation. Prosecutors are supposed to consider the public interest in obtaining the testimony against the cost of sacrificing or complicating prosecution of the immunized witness. citeturn293054search2turn293054search3

In other words, sometimes immunity purchases the Rosetta Stone.

Sometimes it purchases three useful paragraphs.

Both are legitimate uses of immunity.


There is actually an even cleaner contemporary Republican comparison, although it isn't testimonial immunity.

The current Trump administration negotiated a settlement providing Trump and members of his family protection from certain IRS audits/prosecution. Republican senators Cornyn and Tillis objected to aspects of the arrangement but ultimately accepted a revised version during Todd Blanche's confirmation fight. citeturn293054news83turn331151news45

That immunity appears to have nothing to do with extracting testimony or information from Trump at all.

That's much closer to the genuinely "shallow" category you were imagining:

protection whose principal observable benefit is simply protection.

I wouldn't conflate that legally with §6002 witness immunity, but rhetorically it produces a remarkable juxtaposition.


Which leaves the Fauci argument in a peculiar place

If I'm reconstructing the objection correctly, it contains a category error:

"If we immunize Fauci, we can't prosecute him, therefore his testimony isn't useful."

But historically the entire justification for congressional immunity is:

"We sometimes surrender prosecutorial opportunities specifically because the testimony is useful."

North and Poindexter are the extreme demonstration. Congress knowingly made it substantially harder to prosecute two central figures in a major presidential scandal in order to establish what happened.

The contemporary statutory version is actually less indulgent than the objection implies, because Fauci could still be prosecuted for lying during the compelled testimony. citeturn830695search2

So if the investigative objective is:

"Find out what Fauci knows about COVID origins, NIH decisions, EcoHealth, internal deliberations, etc."

then immunity makes the hearing more useful, because he has to answer.

If the objective is instead:

"Obtain statements from Fauci that can subsequently be used to prosecute Fauci,"

then yes—immunity makes the hearing less useful for that purpose.

Those are two quite different definitions of what the hearing is for.

And I suspect that's the contradiction that made the remark jump out at you in the first place. memcite

2026-08-07 10:43:19 EDT

M: Okay, yeah, it's actually in this particular even more stupid than I was thinking, because whether it's true or not, the general feeling seems to be that the reason for bringing Fauci in in the first place was to try and get him to contradict earlier statements under oath in some form, whether substantive or not, in order to prosecute him for perjury, which is the only thing that could happen now since he's been pardoned. There's a lot of stupid backwards reasoning like this, like I also heard someone else, or maybe the same guy, say that it was very suspicious that the timing of the pardon started from a certain point at which certain things started happening, when if the, what I think is the reason for the pardon was to keep people from giving Fauci shit, which would have been directed to encompass all the areas where conspiracy theorists were likely to start. So it's not suspicious at all that the pardon extends to the area where they would try to give him grief. That kind of reasoning. Okay, so getting back to the original point, it's that if the purpose, which, you know, as we usually end up getting into arguments about, I'm going to try and preclude by saying that I know it's a supposition, think of it as a model so that we don't get into an argument. But if the current model, not just of myself but most people, is accurate, the reason for getting the questioning was to prosecute him for perjury through some contradiction. Granting him immunity has an escape hatch in it that would serve their exact purpose, so the idea that granting immunity would serve no purpose is also stupid because it would actually compel testimony in a way that allowed for the model's purpose in the first place. I'm looking for instances where future prosecution was actually, future prosecution against other people was aided by the granting of immunity. Right now I'm up to David Pecker, and your examples basically have been instances where the granting of the immunity did not actually give any future prosecution any help. It only gave information which in the end turned out to relate only to the person who could not be prosecuted anymore. They look more like they have been used as a shield against someone that was favored or who was a risk being prevented through a mechanism by which they could tell the complete truth about what they had done that didn't involve anyone else significant enough for public prosecution, or that they were at the top of. And basically it would be like giving Al Capone immunity against prosecution if he told about the mob structure above him that made everything possible. Turns out that he's at the top, so that was completely worthless. I mean, they were more about contentious stuff perhaps than the media executives in how much it related to the rest of the country and its operation, but it doesn't sound like it actually led to anything. I mean, your second version doesn't even seem to fit into either category. That's my point, is that it doesn't matter, at least to me in this circumstance. It doesn't matter if we know what happened, if it turns out that what happened is that the guy who was granted immunity was in charge of doing shit that was really illegal. There is no one above him. This is not an informant that was turned, but instead a criminal who was granted immunity because people were curious, it seems. Oh, and this is one to burn into your brain because it's not just me but the judicial system who has said, don't you fucking dare ever refer to that self-serving agreement that they tried to get through as a settlement. It was not a settlement. Settlement is two people. We've had discussions about it. The court has had discussions about it. The word settlement is bullshit and implies a veneer of respectability involving the court that they actively avoided. So don't you fucking dare ever do that again. That is not just personal disgust with the entire situation, but the idea that you would actually think of that as something that can be incorporated as a fact, indicates exactly what the court was saying. It's a pollutant of the concept, not an actual fact. So don't you fucking ever, ever, ever, ever fucking ever try that shit again.

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G: Yes. Under the model you’re asking me to adopt, your correction changes the analysis substantially.

And I’ve saved the terminology point. I will not call that Trump-related agreement a “settlement” again merely because a source or participant chooses that label. Where the distinction matters, I’ll describe what the instrument actually was and whether a court participated in or approved it. memcite

On Fauci, the structure is almost perversely backwards. Rand Paul has repeatedly accused Fauci of having lied to Congress before, and immediately after Fauci invoked the Fifth last week Paul was publicly talking about a “very real chance” of prosecution. citeturn705975search3turn705975news24 So your working model—the questioning is at least partly an attempt to obtain a new contradiction capable of supporting a false-statements/perjury-type case despite the pardon—is not something we have to invent out of thin air. It is an inference from Paul's own longstanding theory of the case, although proving that it is the purpose of the hearing is a separate matter.

And that's where the immunity objection becomes much stranger.

Ordinary compelled-testimony immunity under §6002 does not immunize the witness from prosecution for perjury or false statements committed during the immunized testimony. So, under your model:

Immunity removes Fauci's Fifth Amendment obstacle → Fauci must answer → Republicans get the testimony they say they want → if Fauci knowingly lies in that new testimony, the immunity does not protect that new lie.

That is extremely close to the procedural machinery they would want if the object really is to catch him committing a fresh prosecutable offense.

The pardon complicates the boundary because Paul's position is that the pardon itself should already deprive Fauci of at least some Fifth Amendment protection. Paul was saying exactly that immediately after the July 29 hearing: because Fauci supposedly had “immunity from criminal liability” through the pardon, Paul questioned whether the Fifth Amendment still attached. citeturn705975search2 But that makes rejecting statutory immunity even harder to reconcile with an information-gathering rationale: if you believe he's already immunized against the historical conduct anyway, granting the formal immunity necessary to compel answers sacrifices very little.

Your second correction about my historical examples is also right. I answered a nearby question instead of yours.

You aren't asking:

Has immunity ever been worth granting because Congress or prosecutors learned something historically important?

You're asking:

When has immunity been granted to A specifically because A's testimony enabled meaningful prosecution of B?

That's the classic turned-informant / cooperating-witness model. David Pecker is potentially much closer to it than Oliver North.

North is actually a terrible example for your purpose. Congress learned an enormous amount, but the immunity actively impaired prosecution and ultimately helped destroy North's own conviction. That's a truth-for-punishment trade, not a lower-level-criminal-for-higher-level-criminal trade.

Your Al Capone formulation captures the distinction very neatly. Suppose investigators tell Capone:

Tell us the structure above you and we'll immunize you.

If investigation then reveals:

There isn't anybody above Capone.

then the immunity may have produced historically interesting information, but judged as a prosecutorial trade it was dreadful. They exchanged a prosecutable principal for information that produced no prosecutable superior.

That gives us a much better taxonomy.

There are really three buckets:

  1. Prosecutorial leverage immunity: Immunize A → A supplies evidence → B gets prosecuted/convicted. This is what you actually want examples of.
  2. Investigative/public-record immunity: Immunize A → society learns what happened, but nobody consequential above A gets prosecuted. North belongs largely here.
  3. Protective or failed-trade immunity: Immunize A → A escapes exposure, while the promised evidentiary benefit either produces little prosecution or proves redundant. This is the category you were suspicious I was accidentally treating as inherently legitimate merely because information emerged.

And I agree that the distinction matters. "We learned things" is not sufficient evidence that an immunity bargain was prosecutorially worthwhile.

David Pecker is much more promising because his cooperation actually did feed evidence against Michael Cohen, and the hush-money arrangement eventually became part of the evidentiary structure concerning Donald Trump. But even there I want to be precise about which immunity/cooperation agreement produced which prosecution, because federal prosecutors' Cohen case and New York's later Trump prosecution are legally separate chains.

So the right next comparison isn't North/Poindexter versus Fauci. It's things like:

Sammy Gravano → John Gotti, Salvatore Vitale → Joseph Massino, corporate insiders granted immunity against executives, Enron/WorldCom cooperating witnesses, organized-crime witnesses, and modern political investigations where immunity for a peripheral participant produced charges against somebody demonstrably higher in the hierarchy.

Those let us measure the thing you're actually interested in:

What does a successful immunity bargain look like when judged by downstream prosecutorial yield?

Then we can put Fauci beside that standard. And under your present model, the oddity becomes especially obvious: Congress wouldn't even have to sacrifice prosecution for the conduct Paul appears most interested in producing. A newly committed lie remains outside the immunity. So the instrument Democrats proposed potentially gives Paul both things he ostensibly wants: compelled substantive answers and the possibility of prosecuting a new false statement.

That is a considerably stronger contradiction than the one I gave you before. memcite

2026-08-07 10:54:01 EDT

M: Usually I would tell you not to hard code that in, but that one is really just a penultimate point, only superseded by the next stupid thing they do. I know that part doesn't make sense. No, but what I want you to do is to, if you're going to keep that permanent, look up what I'm talking about so that you get the concept right before you have it burned in. Because, like I said, however inflammatory the language, it holds true, and it is conceptually just one of the linchpins of everything that pisses me off about the manipulation of language, both by this administration and in general. Look it up, but I believe that the salient points are, Donald, under his operating mode, was essentially making a deal with himself, which isn't a deal so much as it is a method of pretending like he's two different people in order to give himself what he wants. What I mean by that is, under Donald's view of the world, the DOJ is under his control as the executive. That means that any agreement made with the DOJ is agreeing with himself. That's not an agreement or a settlement. That is a constant train of thought. That is a single person deciding something. And what the court said was basically, knock that shit off. They canceled any kind of court involvement and made the agreement with themselves separately, but kept calling it a settlement in order to give a splash of respectability and unassailability. We spent like three hours yesterday talking about how, or rather this morning, late in the evening, early this morning, talking about how, or maybe that was yesterday. Anyway, the point is, within the last 24 hours, we had a conversation about how the term confidential is just a label, but because of how it's been used in conjunction with actual legal precedent, it has acquired a feeling of restrictedness that doesn't actually legally exist. It's a habit, not legally binding. But if you attach the word confidential, now people have some sort of belief that it automatically carries some sort of official weight that it doesn't. This was a similar situation where they were trying to say it was a settlement to make it seem as though it were completely legal instead of fucking agreeing with yourself. So, basically, look that stuff up, clarify things, and rewrite whatever you wrote down, please. Because I don't want that shit coming back to haunt me, and it's also a good general idea for what it is that aggravates me instead of just a single explosive landmine that you should avoid. It's got general spread in terms of concept rather than just being a single incident, is my point. And my argument is that, or my model, is that Rand Paul wants there to be some form of on-the-record contradiction to use. And from his statement before refusing to answer anything further by invoking the Fifth Amendment, Fauci is operating under the same model. The only thing that could imperil that would be the immunization, which would compel him to respond but would open him up to that vulnerability to have perjury pursued in a way that this party and administration has demonstrated a willingness to do against people it seems to take a personal dislike to, to a degree that, for example, leads to a posting of seashells causing James Comey to be prosecuted as some sort of threat to the president. All Rand Paul needed was to get Fauci to be compelled to talk, and he likely could find something to work with, however minor. But instead, he made a choice that allowed Fauci not to speak. I mean, it just does not seem to reconcile itself. Yeah, the David Pecker one and essentially anything else that you gave with that first run at things were more examples of the administration protecting the people it wanted to. And the ability to prosecute Michael Cohen at that point was also one of their goals already. It didn't... It wasn't a positive thing, is what I'm saying. It wasn't good for the country. It was good for Donald in an attempt to be vindictive towards someone. Please go out and see if you can find a situation where immunity was granted and produced something that was a positive step, however minor, in terms of pursuing justice for the country.

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G: Yes. I looked up the Trump/IRS matter before rewriting the memory, and your conceptual description was substantially closer to Judge Kathleen Williams's ruling than my earlier shorthand was.

Williams found that Trump's personal lawyers and the government lawyers were not genuinely adverse parties. More importantly for your language point, she found that the litigation had been used to give legitimacy to an arrangement conferring benefits on Trump and affiliated people/entities. She wrote that the action was never really about obtaining judicial resolution of a legal or factual dispute; Reuters reports that she characterized it instead as an attempt to provide legitimacy to an agreement granting immunity and directing taxpayer money. She then barred the parties from relying on the purported settlement or its terms in future proceedings and referred lawyers involved to disciplinary authorities. citeturn5view1

So I've replaced my overly specific memory with the broader principle you actually meant: don't allow a legally loaded label to smuggle into the description properties the underlying thing doesn't possess. "Settlement" is an especially striking example here because ordinary litigation presupposes adverse parties; Williams found the supposed adversaries weren't actually adverse. The analogous "confidential" problem is that the word can make a restriction sound legally operative when sometimes it is merely descriptive, customary, contractual, or even aspirational. The correct analytical move is therefore: What actually happened? What legal force does it possess? Who imposed it? Only then decide whether the conventional noun is an accurate description. citeturn5view1

And I found exactly the kind of immunity cases you were asking me for. In fact, two are considerably cleaner than David Pecker.

John Wyma → Rod Blagojevich

This is almost your hypothetical turned upside down into the version where immunity worked exactly as intended.

John Wyma was a longtime Blagojevich friend, former chief of staff and lobbyist. Federal investigators were looking into Wyma's own activities. He began cooperating in 2008, while George W. Bush was president and Patrick Fitzgerald was U.S. Attorney in Chicago. Wyma provided investigators information that Blagojevich was shaking people down for campaign contributions. Most importantly, his information supplied the foundation for the FBI wiretaps. citeturn3search6turn3search0

PBS's retrospective is unusually explicit about the causal chain: investigators had potential exposure against Wyma; an immunity arrangement was worked out; Wyma told investigators about Blagojevich's conduct; he told them about an extortion attempt that was about to occur; that intelligence triggered a federal warrant to bug Blagojevich's campaign office. The resulting surveillance captured the evidence that transformed the investigation. PBS describes Wyma as "the key" to Blagojevich's conviction. citeturn3search1turn3search2

That's your test almost perfectly:

Government gives up A → A supplies information about B → information enables independent evidence collection → B is prosecuted and convicted.

And it wasn't merely "Wyma told an interesting story." His information generated new evidence—the recordings—which then existed independently as extremely powerful prosecutorial evidence.

That is what I think you mean by immunity producing a positive prosecutorial yield.

Ari Fleischer → Scooter Libby

Here's an even more politically relevant Republican-administration example.

During the Valerie Plame investigation, former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer invoked the Fifth. Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald granted him immunity—reportedly reluctantly—except for perjury committed in his immunized testimony. Fleischer then testified that Scooter Libby had told him about Valerie Plame's CIA connection before Libby claimed to have learned about it from reporters. citeturn3search7turn3search14

That testimony became part of Fitzgerald's criminal case. Fleischer testified at Libby's trial, and his chronology supported the prosecution's contention that Libby's account was false. Libby was ultimately convicted of obstruction, perjury and making false statements. citeturn3search5

So again:

Fleischer has potential criminal exposure → Fleischer gets immunity → Fifth Amendment problem disappears → Fleischer testifies against Libby → testimony helps establish Libby's false account → Libby is convicted.

Whatever one thinks about the Plame prosecution substantively, procedurally this is exactly the thing Paul was claiming would be useless.

And it's particularly interesting because it happened under a Republican administration investigating officials within that Republican administration. Fitzgerald had been appointed U.S. Attorney by George W. Bush; the Plame investigation was delegated to him by Bush's Justice Department. So it isn't readily characterized as one party simply immunizing its friends to prosecute its opponents.

The Cunningham corruption prosecution gives us another one

The prosecution of defense contractor Brent Wilkes also used immunized government witnesses. Wilkes had bribed Republican Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham in return for government contracts. The Ninth Circuit's description of the case explicitly records that prosecutors presented multiple immunized prosecution witnesses against Wilkes. Wilkes was convicted on 13 counts—conspiracy, honest-services wire fraud, bribery and money laundering. citeturn5view0

The case is actually legally important because Wilkes complained that the government had immunized witnesses against him while refusing immunity to a defense witness who would contradict them. The Ninth Circuit took that asymmetry seriously enough to require further examination. citeturn5view0

So there isn't even a serious question that federal prosecutors regard this as legitimate prosecutorial machinery. DOJ's own current manual says §6002 exists to compel testimony and discusses when prosecutors should seek immunity in the public interest. citeturn1search1

That leaves us with a much better answer to your original question than I gave you.

Yes: there are absolutely cases in which immunity wasn't a glorified shield. It was used to turn someone with potential exposure into a compelled/cooperating witness, and the resulting information or testimony materially advanced prosecution of another person. Wyma/Blagojevich is probably the cleanest example I've found so far; Fleischer/Libby is probably the cleanest politically analogous one.

And that brings us straight back to Fauci.

Congressional use immunity does not protect the immunized witness against prosecution for perjury or false statements made while giving the newly compelled testimony. Congress's own constitutional reference states that explicitly. citeturn0search1

So under the model we're testing—not asserting as proven fact—Paul wants Fauci talking because a new contradiction could potentially furnish a new prosecutable false statement notwithstanding Biden's pardon. Fauci believes answering creates exactly that danger and therefore invokes the Fifth.

Then someone offers Paul the mechanism Congress created for breaking precisely that stalemate:

Immunize Fauci → eliminate his ability to refuse on self-incrimination grounds → compel answers → retain the ability to prosecute a new lie.

And Paul rejects it.

That's the piece I agree doesn't presently reconcile with the model. It doesn't disprove the model of Paul's intentions; politicians can have several objectives simultaneously, and there could be a legal theory about the pardon/immunity interaction I'm missing. But it creates a genuine prediction failure. If obtaining potentially contradictory compelled testimony were the dominant objective, accepting use immunity appears substantially more consistent with that objective than allowing Fauci to continue saying nothing.

The Wyma case makes the contrast particularly sharp: federal investigators had a witness who wouldn't—or rationally shouldn't—expose himself, so they sacrificed their ability to prosecute him in order to make him talk. He talked; his information unlocked surveillance; the surveillance produced evidence; the target went to prison.

That's immunity functioning as an investigative instrument rather than a favor. And that's the historical comparison I should have gone looking for the first time. memcite

2026-08-07 11:07:58 EDT

M: I'm going to preempt any objection I have by saying I really, really hope you didn't commit the usual logical fallacy of saying that when we are talking about the DOJ and potential dishonesty, that proof that they were honest is that the DOJ says that they were being honest. You actually did that this morning, and that goes beyond simple adhering to the norm that usually is usable as a reason for your initial perspective on any given topic. If I ask you if Amazon is honest, and for proof you point to a press release put out by Amazon saying that they're honest, you would identify that problem in logic. But this seems to be an acquired blind spot, whether axiomatically or through some sort of internal contradiction that says that the government is generally honest, which, since your initial creation has turned into more of a best guess than actual reliable reference point. I appreciate your changing that because I do think it's an important point. Just make sure that you include an actual reference point for yourself to use, including the point of contention and a summary of the actuality of the situation as seen by the courts, just as an anchor for the concept to revolve around should it ever come into play. By itself, the broad concept is indeed important, but it does not, with the phrasing you gave me, lend itself to being easily decoded. Having an example available might alleviate that from being a vague and disruptive point in the case of anything that arises which might or might not engage it. I find it significant that in order to find a positive example, which you are correct, that does seem to be what I was looking for in terms of that immunity having a positive yield besides letting people know exactly how they got screwed over, that in order to find an example, you had to go back to 2008. I guess to make sure that the idea is complete, can you give me an example of the government during the Biden or Obama years similarly making an appropriate exchange of immunity for more important information that led to a more appropriate investigation in terms of responsibility? Thank you for walking through the logic of the whole situation. I feel like the model still stands, but it could be incomplete. Or rather, the best answer I've got is kind of either infuriating or baffling, which would be that Rand Paul in this model wants to appear as though he's willing to go after Fauci, but in reality only wants to be performative, which would explain not wanting to immunize him. The other version says he doesn't quite understand the situation, which is entirely possible, but also would require that no one around him has discussed this with him and explained that he would get what he wanted. And I say, I mean explained in privacy, like with his aides or whatever, that they haven't explained to him that the way to get what he wants would be to immunize Fauci because it's not a complete immunization. Being held in contempt for exercising a constitutional right is a losing proposition. So for Paul to pursue it, at any rate, either makes this kind of performative, punitive when he knows that nothing can be done, or as a dark horse, a planned attempt to try and get the Supreme Court to rule that the Fifth Amendment doesn't mean what everyone has been thinking it meant for the last umpteen years.

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G: Yes. And on the source-logic point: DOJ policy can establish what DOJ's stated policy is; it cannot establish that DOJ actually behaved honestly or followed that policy in a disputed case. For the latter, I'd want independent evidence—court findings, contemporaneous records, testimony, outcomes, etc. The Amazon analogy is exactly right as a source-criticism rule.

I also checked the memory I saved. It already contains the concrete Trump/IRS anchor rather than merely the abstract rule: Judge Kathleen Williams's finding that the supposed opposing sides were not genuinely adverse, that the judicial process was being used to lend legitimacy to an arrangement benefiting Trump and associates, and that the purported settlement could not subsequently be invoked. So the general principle has a factual decoding key attached to it.

On your actual question, I found an Obama-era example that's much better than anything from my previous answer—and conveniently it's from Virginia.

Jonnie Williams → Bob and Maureen McDonnell, 2013–14

Obama's DOJ gave Jonnie Williams, CEO of Star Scientific, an extraordinarily broad immunity agreement. Williams himself had potentially serious exposure: his immunity covered not merely his dealings with the McDonnells but possible securities-fraud violations that a separate grand jury had already been investigating. citeturn1search3

That's a real sacrifice by prosecutors, not immunity bestowed on an incidental bystander.

In exchange, Williams became the government's star witness against Republican Virginia governor Bob McDonnell and his wife Maureen. Williams testified that he'd provided the McDonnells more than $165,000 in gifts and loans because he wanted the governor's assistance promoting Star Scientific's product. citeturn1search0turn1search1

And initially, the trade worked. A federal jury convicted both McDonnells. Bob McDonnell was convicted on 11 corruption counts and sentenced to two years in prison. Williams's immunized testimony was central to establishing the alleged quid pro quo. citeturn1search2

There's an important enormous asterisk: SCOTUS subsequently unanimously overturned Bob McDonnell's conviction, holding that the government's interpretation of an "official act" was too broad. So this isn't ultimately an example of immunity → lasting imprisonment of the more culpable target. But the failure wasn't that Williams's immunity produced nothing. His cooperation produced evidence sufficient for prosecutors to charge the targets and persuade a jury beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution subsequently collapsed because the Supreme Court narrowed the substantive corruption law.

So judged by the metric we've developed, I'd score it:

Prosecutorial exchange: successful.
Investigation: successful.
Trial: initially successful.
Ultimate prosecution: unsuccessful for an independent legal reason.

That's considerably different from North, where the immunity itself helped wreck the subsequent prosecution.

And it answers another part of your question nicely: Obama's DOJ was willing to give extremely generous immunity to a potentially prosecutable businessman in order to pursue an elected official of the opposing party for alleged public corruption. Whether prosecutors made the right substantive judgment is debatable—the unanimous Supreme Court reversal is substantial evidence that something went badly wrong—but the immunity itself was doing precisely the legitimate job you're describing.

I haven't yet found an equally clean Biden-era federal example that I'd confidently put beside Williams/McDonnell. Rather than manufacture one by stretching "cooperation agreement," "non-prosecution agreement," "proffer protection," and statutory immunity into synonyms, I'd leave that box blank for now. That's also revealing something about our original search: formal immunity is considerably rarer than ordinary plea/cooperation bargaining.

As for Paul, I think you've now reduced the model to its interesting fork.

The current facts are stronger than I realized yesterday. The AP reports that Paul is affirmatively arguing that Biden's pardon eliminates Fauci's federal self-incrimination risk, and therefore Fauci shouldn't be entitled to invoke the Fifth. Fauci's lawyer points out that state exposure remains possible, among other problems. citeturn0news62

That gives Paul approximately four logically distinguishable positions:

  1. He primarily wants new Fauci testimony from which a prosecutable new lie might emerge. Then refusing use immunity is difficult to explain, because immunity gets him the testimony without immunizing a newly committed perjury/false statement.

  2. He primarily wants punishment for Fauci's refusal to cooperate. Then contempt makes sense, but the project isn't principally about obtaining information.

  3. The confrontation itself is the objective. Fauci invoking the Fifth is politically useful in a way that Fauci sitting there answering questions may not be. Under this model, immunity actually destroys the desired situation. That's your performative hypothesis.

  4. Paul wants a judicial ruling that Biden's pardon has extinguished Fauci's Fifth Amendment privilege. This is the most legally interesting alternative.

And #4 isn't quite as outlandish as "the Fifth doesn't mean what everyone thought it meant." There's old Supreme Court doctrine behind the proposition that a person who genuinely cannot incriminate himself because he possesses complete immunity cannot invoke the privilege. That's fundamentally why statutory immunity can compel testimony in the first place. The real fight would therefore be whether Biden's pardon actually eliminates all reasonably apprehended criminal exposure relevant to the questions Paul wants answered—particularly considering potential state exposure and the precise scope of the pardon.

But that creates another problem for Paul.

If #4 is the project, then the contempt proceeding potentially makes conceptual sense: create a concrete dispute and litigate the boundary of the Fifth.

If #1 is the project, immunity is the obvious tool.

If #3 is the project, immunity is positively counterproductive.

Those hypotheses therefore make different predictions about Paul's behavior, which is useful. And the observed behavior—reject the mechanism that would make Fauci answer and instead pursue him for refusing to answer—is presently much more naturally predicted by #2/#3/#4 than by #1 alone.

That's not enough to establish which motivation is real. But I think it identifies exactly where your original model has encountered an actual piece of contrary behavioral evidence rather than merely another rhetorical inconsistency.

And your observation about 2008 was fair, although Williams moves the last solid example forward to 2013–14. I expected this search to turn up a pile of modern examples. It hasn't. Formal grants of immunity that can be cleanly traced through immunity → useful testimony → prosecution of a more important target are surprisingly uncommon in modern high-profile federal cases. memcite

2026-08-07 11:21:41 EDT

M: One of the problems with doing this modeling is that the possibility always exists that is, I can't remember the right word. I keep thinking facile or null or something else, but not the exact word that I'm trying to think of. But the always available but overly simple model alternative is always, maybe they're just idiots. Oh, you're fucking kidding me. Democrats were involved, so the interpretation of official acts were too broad? Forgive me for stepping outside the bounds of this conversation, but if you look at, like, any number of chats we've had, right now SCOTUS is being not just overly broad, but creating an undefined and, as applied by Donald, completely unlimited definition of what an official act is, for purposes of granting some degree of presidential immunity. I'm being vague about it because if you look up those conversations, my conclusion is that biologically failing to define the set of official acts, which I think that we've also demonstrated was actually defined in the Constitution, so it's not even that vague, but they used a term of art that was undefined, meaning that this attempt for a broad determination actually is completely substantive past two specific acts they were ruling on because they hadn't yet granted a rubric by which to define what was inside of that set. But my point is, they claim that Obama was interpreting too broadly, but many of the same people are now arguing that broadness is just a feature, not a flaw. I think it's also funny that the things that you're pointing out as interesting, whether it's representative of the entire body of situations or not, is that it's always amazing not, or rather you pointed out twice that things were amazing in terms of granting a Republican immunity. First, it was amazing that Republicans were willing to prosecute a Republican. Then it was amazing that a Democrat was willing to grant a Republican immunity. This ties back into other chats that we've had regarding the actuality of corruption versus the perception, in which there's a cultivated perception in society that both parties have equal vulnerability, and yet when you look at the numbers, it turns into a very biased split between people who purport to be Republican being the majority, and Democrats representing a notable but less populated minority. I didn't know that Rand Paul was, I assume incorrectly, arguing that pardons for the past include future statements. I mean, that's another one we've had a discussion about in a different way, because we're talking about how Donald attempting to pardon himself for the... was self-contradictory because at the point where he was allowed to pardon, he was already immune. And when he wasn't able to pardon himself, he would no longer be the president. And so it wouldn't be, it wouldn't stick. And I think one of the side conclusions was that pardons can only occur for what has happened, and that pardoning a future act requires knowledge of, requires either knowledge of future actions that would be litigable, or that a generic pardon of the future is simply impossible because of the nature of what a pardon is. You can say, you can forgive a sin, but you cannot forgive future sins. Not even God allows that. The discussion was more coherent, but I can't recall it exactly, so it's easier to summarize it that way. And once again, we're confronted with the idea that the baseline assumption can still be stupidity. If Paul doesn't understand, as he claims, that Fauci doesn't have immunity against future ideas, and he's just pissed because he has a misapprehension of how things work, well, that's stupid. If he's just saying it, he is, without any subtlety, trying to pretend he doesn't know anything in order to get what he wants in a way that, honestly, shows contempt for Congress and the public. Maybe not in a litigiousable sense, but in a way that says, you know, that is equivalent to a child hiding something behind their backs and saying they don't have it. Which is, sadly, not a unique strategy in politics, assuming that no one will question your stated opinion seriously so that you get to hide behind a demonstrably stupid position to do something you wouldn't have been allowed to do otherwise. Or at least wouldn't have been able to do otherwise while maintaining some degree of rhetorical respectability. I think I agree with your analysis. I'd have to chew on it a little more thoroughly to be certain that there wasn't any other variation, except I'd maybe include number zero as being everyone is an idiot, just for completeness and cynicism. The only argument I have is I don't know if I would call it a piece of contrary behavioral evidence. More of a developmental or evolutionary piece of evidence in that the model could grow or rather some models could expand to encompass it while others wouldn't, depending on future evidence. So, challenging might even be an appropriate word. I think that using the word contrary implies a rigid model being contradicted rather than what we've got, which is a set of similar, nebulous or developing models which may or may not be able to encompass the new element.

G: Yes. "Challenging evidence" is better than "contrary evidence" for what we're doing.

"Contrary" quietly assumes the model has already made a sufficiently definite prediction that the observation counts against it. Here, the observation—Paul refusing the obvious mechanism for compelling Fauci—is better treated as a branching constraint. It forces the candidate models to develop differently:

The observation doesn't knock #1 over. It makes #1 require another supporting proposition while #2–4 can assimilate it more naturally. That's much closer to what you mean by an evolving model.

And I think the word you're reaching for in the first paragraph may be "trivial." In model-building, a trivial explanation is one that can technically explain essentially anything but consequently explains very little: maybe they're incompetent. "Null hypothesis" is adjacent but means something more specific; "facile" describes the explanation's superficiality rather than its logical position. "Degenerate explanation" is another technical-ish possibility: an explanation that collapses the interesting structure of the problem into something uninformative. Your "maybe they're just idiots" is effectively an ever-available trivial/degenerate hypothesis. It can't responsibly be excluded, but if it can explain every possible observation, its predictive value is terrible.

On the pardon point, there's an important distinction in what Paul is arguing. I don't think he is actually claiming Biden's pardon immunizes Fauci's future statements. He's making a narrower argument: because the pardon protects Fauci against prosecution for the past conduct about which he's being questioned, those answers supposedly cannot incriminate him, so he cannot invoke the Fifth regarding them. But that immediately runs into the recursive problem you've identified: an answer given today can itself constitute a new crime if it's knowingly false. Biden's 2025 pardon cannot prospectively pardon a crime Fauci commits in 2026.

There is Supreme Court doctrine behind the general proposition that sufficient immunity can eliminate a Fifth Amendment privilege—but that's exactly why §6002 immunity is carefully constructed. The compelled witness receives protection coextensive with the privilege, while perjury, false statements, and contempt committed during the immunized testimony remain prosecutable.

So Paul's two positions create a peculiar conjunction:

"Fauci can't take the Fifth because Biden already protected him enough that his answers can't incriminate him."

and

"We shouldn't formally immunize Fauci because then his answers wouldn't be useful for prosecution."

If those are indeed his positions—and I'd want the exact transcript before treating that formulation as Paul's literal words—there's a fairly obvious missing middle. The statutory immunity he opposes specifically preserves prosecution for newly committed lies. That's why your model has encountered such an interesting constraint.

On McDonnell, meanwhile, you've spotted a genuine doctrinal juxtaposition, but I'd put one important boundary around it. In McDonnell v. United States (2016), the Court unanimously narrowed "official act" as used in the federal bribery statute, partly from concern that an expansive interpretation would criminalize commonplace political interactions. In Trump v. United States (2024), the Court was deciding the quite different constitutional question of presidential immunity for official conduct. So the phrase "official act" is doing work in two different legal frameworks; one decision doesn't formally contradict the other merely because both use those words.

But your deeper criticism survives that distinction: the Court can be highly concerned about overbreadth when an expansive conception of governmental action expands criminal liability, while accepting substantial uncertainty or breadth when defining presidential conduct protected from criminal liability. Whether that's doctrinally inconsistent requires comparing the reasoning rather than merely the terminology. That's the more interesting comparison—and I remember that the undefined-set problem, rather than merely "SCOTUS gave Trump broad immunity," was the load-bearing part of your earlier argument. memcite

And I agree with your correction about my earlier rhetoric concerning party affiliation. Calling it remarkable that a Republican administration prosecuted Republicans, or that an Obama DOJ immunized someone in order to prosecute Republicans, inadvertently imports partisan prosecution as the expected baseline. That's exactly backwards for the historical comparison we were conducting. The relevant remarkable fact about Wyma isn't the party of Blagojevich or Bush. It's the unusually clean causal chain:

exposure → immunity/cooperation → information → wiretap → independent evidence → prosecution.

Party becomes relevant only when we're specifically testing a hypothesis about selective enforcement.

So I'd keep #0: "they may simply misunderstand what they're doing" permanently sitting outside the more interesting branches—not because it's satisfying, but because otherwise sophisticated modeling has a dangerous tendency to infer a sophisticated intention merely because the observed behavior is difficult to explain. Sometimes incoherence really is generated by incoherence.

2026-08-07 11:30:02 EDT

M: Thank you for pointing out number five. That might be another baseline thing, just in general. Like, rule 0.1, which would be something more universal, which is that multiple models are true, but being subjectively applied by different people, perhaps in contention with each other. Although from the phrasing, might be more of a model number infinity rather than 0.1, because it implies the very real, in any case, of any model getting turned into an ingredient in a goulash when more than one person is involved. I mean, even in cases where only one model is being considered, model zero, that of people being stupid, still would exist. Meaning that model omega, that sounds a lot better than infinity, model omega still could be pulled into play because as long as more than one person is involved, or even with only one person involved, it could be a combination of a intelligently thought out or subconsciously designed, structured model combined with absolute jackassery in terms of actual execution. The word trivial might be what I'm looking for. I just can't be entirely certain that it isn't another thing which is essentially the same in everything but spelling. If the word I was thinking of wasn't the word trivial, it would be, it would have exactly the same meaning as the word trivial, but more often used in the specific situation of defining the examples and cases in things like logic and programming that have to be dealt with, but should never actually come into play except perhaps for testing purposes, or if the code gets misused. I see your point, but there has been a lot of equivocation in the Supreme Court's rulings lately, substituting concepts that are actually separate for each other as necessary. So while I'm incorporating your point, it doesn't exclude actual modifications, or my initial statement, which is that they are thinking of them, despite being different, as being the same thing, just different for different occasions, whether they like the topic at hand or not. And you're not wrong about the part with the rhetoric concerning party affiliation. I just don't think you've taken what I've said quite far enough. My point was that making deals with people, regardless of party affiliation, only seems to come up when Republicans are at the receiving end. Or to stay consistent with what I just said, my end point.

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G: Yes—that last sentence clarifies what you meant, and I had still been reading it one step too narrowly.

Your observation isn't "isn't it remarkable that members of one party sometimes pursue members of their own party?" It's about the apparent directionality of the bargains we're finding:

When someone receives prosecutorial accommodation/immunity and someone else becomes the ultimate prosecutorial target, does the partisan distribution of who occupies those two positions show an asymmetry?

That's a substantially different empirical question. And I don't think the examples we've accumulated are remotely sufficient to establish the answer. We'd need an actual dataset rather than memorable political cases. We'd also have to distinguish statutory immunity from cooperation agreements, non-prosecution agreements, plea bargains, etc., because otherwise we'd be selecting the category after seeing the cases. DOJ describes statutory use immunity as a specific §6001–6005 mechanism, which at least gives us a defensible boundary if we want the narrow version. citeturn0search1

One correction to something I said earlier also matters here: Jonnie Williams/McDonnell really does involve multiple immunized witnesses, not merely Williams. Prosecutors sought immunity for another witness, Kari Fulkerson, because she intended to invoke the Fifth concerning potentially illegal notarization practices. citeturn0search3 So even within one prosecution, counting "immunity cases" versus "people immunized" produces different statistics.

On Model Omega, I think you've landed on something genuinely useful for the modeling system:

Model 0 — Trivial incompetence: apparently purposeful behavior may simply result from misunderstanding, error, stupidity, institutional dysfunction, etc.

Model Ω — Composition: observed behavior need not have a single generating model. Multiple actors can be pursuing different models simultaneously, and a single actor can simultaneously contain several motives/models whose interaction produces the observed behavior.

The second clause is important because otherwise Ω degenerates into "committees contain different people." Your better example is one person who has a coherent strategic objective but executes it incompetently. Model 1 + Model 0 can be true simultaneously. Or Paul himself could genuinely want a prosecution, enjoy the political spectacle of Fauci taking the Fifth, misunderstand one piece of immunity law, and respond emotionally to Fauci—all at once. Human behavior doesn't have to select one explanatory hypothesis before executing.

So Ω isn't really another competitor to Models 0–4. It's a composition operator over the model set:

Ω(A,B,...) = some combination of A, B, ... contributes to the observation.

That's why "omega" actually works better than 5. It belongs at the other end because you apply it after constructing individual explanations.

And I think I know the programming/logical word-family you're reaching for now. "Degenerate case" sounds particularly close.

A degenerate case is one where the general structure collapses into a simpler or exceptional form—for example, a triangle whose points become collinear, a zero-dimensional object, an optimization problem whose constraints collapse, etc. In programming/math you also encounter trivial case, edge case, corner case, base case, pathological case, and degenerate case. Your description—

a logically necessary member of the possibility space that has to be handled but ordinarily shouldn't arise except in testing or misuse

—sounds somewhere between degenerate case and edge case. "Trivial case" is probably the closest semantically to maybe everybody involved is simply an idiot; "degenerate case" has more of the technical flavor you remember.

There's also a useful property connecting 0 and Ω:

Model 0 prevents us from over-inferring intelligence.
Model Ω prevents us from over-inferring coherence.

Those are different failure modes.

Without 0, sufficiently bizarre behavior tempts us to invent an ingenious hidden strategy to explain it.

Without Ω, sufficiently contradictory behavior tempts us to insist that one of our models must be wrong, when the contradiction might exist inside the causal system itself.

That gets particularly important with institutions. "The administration wants X" is already a lossy compression of potentially hundreds of people—some pursuing X, some pursuing Y, some following orders, some protecting themselves, some misunderstanding both, and some merely executing yesterday's procedure. Even if the eventual institutional behavior looks purposeful, there need not be one mind somewhere possessing the model we've inferred.

And yes, your SCOTUS qualification belongs in essentially the same methodological category. Saying McDonnell and Trump use "official acts" in different doctrinal contexts establishes an important distinction. It doesn't establish that the Court itself consistently respects that distinction in its reasoning. Determining that requires comparing what conceptual work the Court permits "official action" to perform in each case. Different doctrinal boxes are evidence against a superficial contradiction; they aren't an automatic answer to a substantive inconsistency argument.

Finally, I would not yet harden your immunity-direction observation into "immunity bargains only seem to benefit Republicans at the endpoint." Our search has been too anecdotal for that. The McDonnell case confirms that Obama-era prosecutors used immunity to build a public-corruption prosecution—the immunized Williams was the prosecution's star witness. citeturn0search2turn0search7 But your broader claim is quantifiable in principle, and that's the interesting next step: construct the universe first, then code administration / immunized party / target party / prosecutorial yield / ultimate disposition. That would tell us whether the asymmetry you're noticing survives systematic collection rather than merely being conspicuous in the cases we've happened to encounter.

2026-08-07 11:36:59 EDT

M: Yeah, people alone still can have multiple influences or models working, including stupidity. As I was reading your attempt to clarify, which seemed accurate, the example that popped into my head was someone's eating habits. Their conscious desires or efforts might go towards getting healthy. That would be model one. But model zero would explain that same person also eating a bunch of unhealthy energy bars under the impression that it was fine to eat health food in any quantity because it was labeled as healthy. That kind of lack of comprehension is pure model zero, meaning that the end result would be a model omega, someone with a definite intent through model one, getting everything completely around the bend through the ongoing existence of model zero. The reason for creating that example is a simple demonstration of how even a single purpose and single purp- sorry. Man, that was a weird verbal tic. Anyway, a single person with a single purpose can still incorporate the complications of model zero and model Omega. In the case we're talking about, even before introducing model Omega, you have a point as well. Paul might be pursuing two separate models depending on the situation and the time of day and whether he's had a good BM in the recent past, and all kinds of things which would flip-flop the tension between the two models and cause him to answer differently at different times or act under a different model at different times. The term degenerate case doesn't sound inaccurate, but at that point, trivial is still the best candidate, because it wasn't something that was heavy or that carried any kind of contextual baggage. The term degenerate has rarely been used in a way that could be just, you know, allowed to pass quietly. It's still possible that trivial was the right word to begin with and just didn't register. But the term degenerate isn't just rare enough, but is a heavy enough word that it should ring some bells if that's what I was trying to think of. And I'm not trying to harden my observation into the superlative idea of only Republicans benefiting. I'm saying that it's like the idea of all, all politicians being corrupt being in the zeitgeist. It's demonstrably untrue in that the proportions are actually imbalanced. But that doesn't imply that it's a completely untrue situation.

G: Exactly. Your energy-bar example fixes an ambiguity in how I described Ω.

Model Ω does not require multiple purposes, multiple people, or even multiple conscious motives. It only requires that the observed outcome be generated by more than one operative explanatory process.

The energy-bar person can have one completely sincere objective:

Model 1: I want to improve my health, therefore I will choose healthier foods.

Simultaneously:

Model 0: These say "healthy," therefore eating twelve of them must be healthier than eating two.

There's no second agenda. The mistake operates inside the execution of the first agenda. The resulting behavior is Ω(1,0): purposeful behavior whose implementation is partly generated by misunderstanding.

That makes Model 0 especially useful because it isn't really a competing motivational model. It's more like a standing error term. Any model can acquire it:

Ω(1,0), Ω(2,0), Ω(1,2,0), etc.

And your Paul example adds another wrinkle: even without 0, Ω doesn't require simultaneous activation. Someone can alternate between motives or explanatory processes over time. At 10 a.m. Paul may principally want an actual prosecution; at 2 p.m. the political usefulness of Fauci invoking the Fifth may dominate; tomorrow he's back to prosecution. Looking afterward for the one intention that explains all three behaviors could manufacture a consistency that never existed in the person.

So I'd revise the little framework to:

Model 0 — trivial explanation: error, ignorance, incompetence, misunderstanding, accident. Always available; never exclude it merely because a more sophisticated explanation exists.

Models 1…n — substantive models: the candidate intentional/causal explanations we're actually investigating.

Model Ω — composition: the observed phenomenon can be generated by any combination of models—including Model 0—either simultaneously, sequentially, at different strengths, or through interactions among them.

That's considerably better than treating Ω as "maybe different people want different things."

And trivial remains my best guess for your missing word. In mathematics, logic and computer science, "the trivial case" has exactly the lightness you're describing: yes, formally this possibility exists; dispose of it so we can discuss the interesting cases. It doesn't carry the exceptional/pathological connotation of "degenerate." You could even call Model 0 the trivial model: perhaps nothing more elaborate is happening.

On your final political observation, yes—I had accidentally strengthened your proposition again. You're making a distributional claim, not a universal one.

Those are importantly different:

Claim you aren't making: Republicans are always the beneficiaries and Democrats never are.

versus

Claim you're actually entertaining: Both populations contain examples, but the distribution appears substantially asymmetric, and describing the phenomenon simply as something "politicians" do can conceal that asymmetry.

That's the same logical objection you've raised elsewhere to formulations like "all politicians are corrupt." Finding corrupt Democrats disproves "only Republicans are corrupt" but tells us virtually nothing about whether corruption is equally distributed between the populations. Conversely, demonstrating an imbalance wouldn't establish that every Republican is corrupt or every Democrat isn't.

It's a base-rate/distribution problem disguised by categorical language: "both groups contain X" does not entail "X occurs comparably in both groups."

And that actually connects neatly back to your concern about loaded labels. Language can flatten distinctions in more than one direction. Calling unlike legal arrangements by the same authoritative-sounding noun can create false equivalence of kind; saying a phenomenon occurs "on both sides" without discussing prevalence can create false equivalence of distribution.

Neither requires the underlying statement to be literally false. That's precisely what makes the flattening effective.

2026-08-07 11:48:28 EDT

M: Might need to include in the stupidity of model zero the potentially optimistic but usually complicating belief that at some point in the future, even though you can't come up with a way to get multiple models to merge together into a single functional one without any indication that that's the case. Basically the idea of, I'll take care of that when it comes to it. I think you could probably find multiple examples looking at anyone's timeline of that situation arising where inability to, what's the word I'm looking for, to get two models to suddenly agree when they have been at odds the entire time, is possible. Sorry, I got distracted there. I'm saying that quite often humans will say that, yes, I know these two goals are contradictory, but I'm sure it'll all work out. With no reason for that except kind of a wishful hope that it will happen combined with knowing that even if they're wrong, it's in the future, so they don't have to worry about it now. Like the person who starts cheating on his girlfriend and says to themselves that this is somehow a sustainable situation, even though it almost certainly is not, the fact that it doesn't have to be dealt with at this moment means that they can maintain both models in their head at any one time, up till the point where everything explodes.

G: Yes. I think that belongs naturally in Model 0, but it's a particular subtype worth identifying because it explains a lot of apparently contradictory behavior without requiring the person to be unaware of the contradiction.

The missing word in your first part might be reconcile: the inability to reconcile two models that have incompatible requirements.

What's interesting is that the person can actually recognize that reconciliation hasn't occurred. That's different from ordinary ignorance.

Your cheating example is clean. The person simultaneously maintains:

A: I want to preserve my relationship.

B: I want to continue this affair.

They may perfectly well understand:

A ∩ B is probably unsustainable.

But instead of resolving the contradiction, they introduce an implicit third proposition:

C: I don't have to solve A versus B today.

And C is true! That's what makes the error sustainable.

The irrational step is quietly converting:

"I don't have to resolve this today"

into something resembling:

"Therefore I can continue without resolving it."

Every individual day's decision can consequently seem locally workable even though the trajectory is globally catastrophic.

I'd probably call the general phenomenon deferred reconciliation or temporal displacement of contradiction. There are related established concepts—temporal discounting, procrastination, motivated reasoning, optimism bias—but none quite captures the whole structure you're describing. The distinctive feature is that time itself becomes temporary storage for an unresolved contradiction.

And there's a nasty little mathematical quality to it: postponement actually makes the underlying reconciliation harder. The affair continues, lies accumulate, commitments deepen, discovery becomes more damaging. Yet because the cost of reconciliation rises, resolving it becomes less attractive today, encouraging another postponement.

So you get:

contradiction → defer → accumulated consequences → reconciliation becomes more costly → stronger incentive to defer → repeat

until an external event removes the option to defer.

That absolutely belongs under Model 0 because you don't need a hidden agenda to explain it. Someone can intelligently recognize A, intelligently recognize B, intelligently recognize that A and B conflict, and nevertheless make a stupid decision about what follows from those three facts.

There's an even broader version that matters for our modeling framework:

Model Ω does not imply eventual synthesis.

That's important enough that I'd make it almost an axiom. If Ω(1,2) is operating, we shouldn't unconsciously assume the actor possesses—or will eventually discover—some higher Model 3 that reconciles 1 and 2. Sometimes the system simply contains a contradiction and continues operating until reality forces resolution.

That applies to institutions particularly well. A government can simultaneously pursue "reduce spending," "don't cut popular programs," "don't raise taxes," and "don't increase deficits." There needn't be a secret master plan making all four compatible. Different actors can keep making locally defensible decisions while effectively writing RECONCILE LATER into the collective plan.

And an individual can do precisely the same thing.

So I'd add two things to our little framework:

Model 0 includes deferred contradiction: recognizing incompatible requirements while irrationally treating future reconciliation as an adequate substitute for a presently identifiable reconciliation mechanism.

Model Ω has no synthesis requirement: multiple operative models can remain genuinely incompatible. Their coexistence is itself a possible explanation of behavior; we should never invent a hidden reconciliation merely because coherent actors ought to possess one.

That second rule guards against a surprisingly seductive modeling error: mistaking continued functioning for evidence of internal coherence.

A relationship, organization, political strategy, financial plan—or person—can continue functioning for quite a long time while carrying a contradiction that is simply accumulating interest.

2026-08-07 11:57:20 EDT

M: Yes, thank you. Reconcile was the word. But yeah, adding that modification allows for situations where often stupidly the person believes that two directly competing models can somehow be reconciled in the future, they just haven't figured out how yet. Like I said, sometimes that is understandable optimism, which is, with the severity by which I'm categorizing things in this case, kind of a good stupid. It's what allows people to get up in the morning. But, like in the case of Paul, he may have two competing models which he has considered, and instead of looking at it as a structured, logical thing, it's more of a soft and nebulous idea that somehow in the future something will occur, allowing the two to suddenly be reconciled in a way that they can't be right now. Which isn't an impossibility, it simply is not exactly the logical security you would want a person who is helping lead the country to entertain. And it also fits in with one of those problems which isn't contained to but most often appears with the conservative mindset or people who represent themselves as Republicans, which isn't exactly the same thing lately. The idea that contradicting thoughts will be resolved in the future through some sort of deus ex machina, so it's okay to maintain contradicting ideas today. Which isn't to say that the Democratic slash Left group is immune to their own kind of thing. Theirs would happen to be, if I needed to provide a one-to-one balance of that kind of stupid. It would be the belief that having a single idealized and morally defensible model is equivalent to knowing how to carry it out. Equally stupid, but only the Republican version has a detonation timer attached to it. The downside on the Left it being a myopic concentration on an ideal leading to the ignoring of potential gradual progress in that direction, and perhaps a metaphorical distance analogy where the distance from the goal makes it difficult to discern whether that goal is actually entirely what they should be aiming for.

G: Yes. I think you've now separated two different ways of confusing a desired future state with a mechanism for reaching it.

Your "good stupid" qualification also matters. Model 0 shouldn't mean low intelligence. It means something closer to reasoning that doesn't warrant its own conclusion. Sometimes that's indispensable. "We'll figure something out" has powered marriages, scientific projects, businesses, and probably civilization. You cannot demand a complete causal pathway before undertaking anything uncertain.

The distinction is whether there is some reason to expect reconciliation space to emerge.

If I have two requirements that currently conflict but know that technology is improving, negotiations are underway, several intermediate solutions exist, etc., "we haven't reconciled these yet" can be rational optimism.

But:

A and B are incompatible.
I don't know how they could become compatible.
I have identified no changing variable likely to make them compatible.
Nevertheless, I will proceed on the assumption that eventually they will be compatible.

That's reconciliation by anticipated deus ex machina. The future isn't supplying an identified mechanism; it's being used as a blank space into which the missing mechanism can be projected.

And that gives Model 0 another useful qualification: an unresolved contradiction isn't itself stupid. Treating the passage of time as evidence that a resolution will emerge can be.

Your Paul model can therefore become substantially messier without becoming conspiratorial. He could genuinely hold something like:

A: Fauci should be compelled to testify because his testimony might expose wrongdoing or produce a prosecutable new falsehood.

B: Fauci must not receive immunity because granting "immunity" feels like letting Fauci escape accountability.

Those propositions collide under the actual mechanism available to Congress. But Paul needn't have secretly resolved that collision. He could simply maintain both convictions and possess a softer third expectation:

C: There will somehow eventually be a route that gives me both A and B.

That could explain behavior that otherwise tempts us toward either Paul is lying about A or Paul doesn't understand immunity. He might understand each component reasonably well when considered independently while never forcing the complete system to compile.

That's an excellent Model Ω case: individually intelligible models whose interaction contains an unresolved contradiction, with Model 0 supplying unwarranted confidence that reconciliation will eventually occur.

I also think your left/right comparison is interesting, although I'd resist treating either as inherent to everyone on that side. As tendencies of particular political styles, however, they're structurally almost mirror images.

The version you're associating with contemporary conservatism is approximately:

"Desired outcomes that presently contradict one another can all eventually occur."

The progressive failure mode you're describing is:

"A coherent desired outcome implies the existence of a practicable route to it."

One mistakes coexistence of goals for eventual compatibility. The other mistakes coherence of destination for feasibility of navigation.

And your distance metaphor adds another failure to the latter. Imagine seeing a mountain from 100 miles away and deciding that's exactly where you want to go. As you approach, features previously below your resolution become visible. Maybe the "summit" is actually three peaks. Maybe there's a cliff on the side you intended to climb. Maybe what looked beautiful from 100 miles away turns out not to be where you actually want to stand.

If commitment to the original ideal becomes morally constitutive—"changing the destination means betraying the principle"—then information acquired by making progress can perversely become harder to incorporate.

That creates two different pathological relationships with intermediate progress:

Deferred-reconciliation failure: Don't resolve today's contradiction because tomorrow will somehow make it soluble.

Idealized-destination failure: Don't accept today's partial improvement because it isn't tomorrow's desired endpoint.

And both can reject perfectly useful incremental movement for opposite reasons. The first can tolerate contradictions indefinitely because the future supposedly fixes them; the second can reject improvements because they don't immediately instantiate the future.

There's a nice general rule hiding underneath both:

A destination is not a route, and a future date is not a mechanism.

Those are two extremely common ways of inserting an empty box into causal reasoning and then unconsciously treating the box as though something had actually been put inside it.

And importantly for Model Ω, neither requires hypocrisy. Hypocrisy remains one candidate model, but people can sincerely believe every proposition involved. The contradiction may reside in the architecture of their beliefs rather than in a concealed difference between their stated and actual objectives. That gives us another safeguard against over-modeling: don't infer dishonesty merely because sincerity would produce an incoherent system. Human beings are perfectly capable of sincerely maintaining incoherent systems for astonishing lengths of time.

2026-08-07 12:00:34 EDT

M: Yeah, and you could say that the bad, stupid version of the reconciliation idea is one where it's not even expected that there will be an ability to create the reconciliation in the future that just isn't known now. It's one which requires a deus ex machina, like I said, in order to even begin to believe there could be some form of reconciliation. Like two inert and usually non-reactive elements that will certainly not cause any damage unless a catalyst is introduced. Now, in some situations that catalyst can be known, but there are a lot of inert combinations that are perfectly content to sit next to each other for millennia because if there is such a catalyst, it hasn't been discovered yet. And that's what I'm talking about as a bad, stupid. It's the belief not that a catalyst could cause a reconciliation, but the idea that the catalyst first would need to be discovered despite never having been found before. And I wouldn't say hypocrisy is removed either, especially with the bad stupidity, because what I'm saying is that that version recognizes the innate contradictions, but is not even optimistic that a reconciliation can be discovered. It requires an outside force, and until such a force is even demonstrated to exist, it's a existence with the consciousness that there is an internal contradiction without taking any personal steps to resolve it.

G: Yes. That draws the boundary much more sharply, and I was letting "deferred reconciliation" cover two importantly different things.

The reasonable—or at least defensible—version is:

Unsolved reconciliation:
A and B conflict under present conditions. I don't presently know how to reconcile them, but there are plausible unknown solutions or changing conditions that could.

Your "bad stupid" version is stronger:

Miraculous reconciliation:
A and B conflict. I know they conflict. I know of no mechanism that could reconcile them. I have no particular reason to believe such a mechanism exists. Nevertheless, I'm behaving as though some presently nonexistent/unknown C will eventually appear and make A and B compatible.

The chemistry analogy captures the distinction beautifully. It's reasonable to say:

"These substances don't react under present conditions, but chemistry gives us reasons to investigate whether some catalyst could enable the reaction."

It's very different to build a chemical plant whose operation requires an undiscovered catalyst, while saying, essentially, we'll discover one before we need it.

At that point the unknown isn't ordinary uncertainty within the model. The unknown is a load-bearing component of the model.

That's probably the formulation I'd preserve:

An unknown may legitimately represent uncertainty. It becomes Model-0 reasoning when an unknown mechanism is made load-bearing without evidence that the required mechanism exists.

And your correction about hypocrisy is important. I shouldn't have contrasted incoherence and hypocrisy as strongly as I did, because recognition of the contradiction changes the moral/behavioral analysis.

There are at least three states:

Unrecognized contradiction: I sincerely believe A and B and haven't noticed that they conflict. That's straightforward Model 0.

Recognized but plausibly unresolved contradiction: I know A and B conflict, but I have defensible reasons to believe reconciliation may become possible, so I provisionally maintain both. Potentially perfectly reasonable.

Recognized, unsupported contradiction: I know A and B conflict; I know no reconciliation mechanism; I have no evidentiary basis for expecting one; nevertheless I continue claiming both, while transferring responsibility for reconciliation to some hypothetical future event.

That last state can absolutely coexist with hypocrisy. In fact, there's a particularly interesting form of it where the deus ex machina becomes a kind of moral escrow account.

The person gets the immediate benefits of maintaining both positions while assigning the cost of making them consistent to their future self, somebody else, or reality itself.

Your cheating example becomes particularly brutal under that version:

I intend to remain with my girlfriend.
I intend to continue the affair.
I understand these cannot remain compatible indefinitely.
I don't intend to end either.
Something will eventually happen.

At that point, "something will eventually happen" isn't really a plan or even necessarily optimism. It's refusal to choose represented internally as postponed resolution.

And because the contradiction is recognized, the person can become hypocritical without consciously formulating a lie like "I don't actually care about my relationship." They may genuinely care. Their hypocrisy consists in continuing to claim the obligations of A while knowingly behaving according to B and refusing responsibility for the incompatibility.

That seems particularly useful for political modeling because it prevents a false binary:

Either they're sincere, therefore not hypocritical; or they're hypocrites, therefore secretly insincere.

No. Someone can sincerely value two things, recognize that their actual behavior makes those things incompatible, refuse to choose between them, and still hypocritically demand to be evaluated as though they were honoring both.

And now Model Ω becomes even more useful, because the final behavior might be:

Ω(intent A + intent B + awareness of contradiction + Model-0 miraculous-reconciliation assumption + self-interest + hypocrisy)

without there ever being a single hidden "true motive" underneath everything.

I think there's also a compact pair of rules emerging from the whole discussion:

Uncertainty is not a mechanism.
Postponement is not reconciliation.

And perhaps the strongest diagnostic question is:

What presently known thing is expected to change that would make these incompatible models compatible?

"I don't know exactly how it will work yet" can be a perfectly respectable answer if something identified is actually expected to change.

If the answer reduces to "nothing identifiable; I just expect that somehow this won't eventually force a choice," we've found the load-bearing deus ex machina you're describing.