M: Are hedgehog quills chemically equivalent to human fingernails?
G: TLDR: Yes in the broad sense, no in the fine print. Hedgehog quills and human fingernails are both keratin-based structures, but not the same keratin type, density, or micro-architecture. Functionally: same family of material; structurally: significantly different.
Two quick grade-1 Japanese examples (kept simple):
They share the same base protein family, but the structure, hardness, and mechanical purpose differ enough that they’re not “chemically equivalent” in any strict sense.
M: This is just the extension of a joke, but what about in terms of doing nail polish?
G: Short
version:
You can paint a hedgehog quill with nail polish; the chemistry
will “stick.”
You should not do it on a living hedgehog. The fumes
and ingestion risk are bad for them.
Nail polish adheres to keratin, full stop. Quills
are keratin. So yes:
ポリッシュは つけられる(つけられる)— polish can be
applied.
If you clipped a quill (naturally shed, not pulled) and treated it like a tiny rod of nail material, polish will dry normally and look normal. The porosity and curvature of a quill might actually make some colors pop because the surface is smoother than a fingernail’s plate grain.
On an actual hedgehog:
Decorating shed quills works fine chemically and
visually.
Decorating attached quills is a no-go unless the
hedgehog has mysteriously signed a liability waiver and enjoys spa
day.