M: i'm looking to re-find a movie where four people audition for the part of jesus, then go on a road trip on motorcycles and wind up fighting zombies.

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G: Gory Gory Hallelujah (2003).
Four actors bomb a Jesus audition, hop on motorcycles for a cross-country trip, and the story spirals into run-ins with Elvis impersonators, a zealot town, and finally zombies. citeturn2search2turn2search4

If you want a quick page to confirm details: IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes both match this plot; the RT blurb explicitly mentions the motorcycle trip, and Wikipedia covers the failed Jesus audition and zombie finale. citeturn2search0turn2search2turn2search4

M: was there a movie that wrapped up the series 'todd and the book of pure evil'

G: Yes—there was indeed a film made to bring closure to Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, which ended on a frustrating cliffhanger after its second (and final) live-action season.


Animated Finale: Todd and the Book of Pure Evil: The End of the End


At a Glance

Feature Details
Title Todd and the Book of Pure Evil: The End of the End
Format Animated feature film
Purpose To conclude the story left unfinished by the live-action series
Release Dates Nov 3, 2017 (theatrical, Canada)
Dec 2017 (DVD Canada)
Dec 2017 (digital North America)
Story Highlights Resolves major character arcs and cliffhangers; original cast returns in voice roles
Reception Generally positive closure for fans, though the shift to animation drew mixed reactions

So, if you've been hoping for a proper ending to the Todd saga, The End of the End is exactly that—a final chapter delivered in full animated glory. Want help finding where to watch it or more on how the film ties up specific plot threads?

M: okay, let's say i wanted to clean up an old movie - 1970's b horror/softcore/both, other situations where the color is obviously from old technology. break that down into things i could do with non-pro tools and things that i couldn't, and what can be cleaned up separately and all at once. the obvious examples i can think of are color and sharpness - but i know there could be other elements which are accepted as an artifact of old movies but can relatively easily be fixed.

G: Got it. Let’s split this into what you can realistically do with “civilian” tools (free or <$100 software, no pro color panels or DaVinci suite mastery required), vs. what you’d need pro-level gear or training for. And then within that, note which fixes you can treat separately and which need to be part of a global workflow.


Non-Pro Tools (Achievable)

Color cast correction

Brightness / contrast leveling

Sharpness / detail emphasis

Noise reduction / grain cleanup

Frame stabilization

Audio cleanup


Pro-Level / Harder Without Gear

Full color grading from reference stock

Scratch, dust, splice damage repair

Detail restoration from low-quality transfers

Audio remastering at archival quality


Things That Can Be Cleaned Separately vs. All-at-Once


Less-Obvious Fixes You Might Miss


TL;DR

Would you like me to draft a step-by-step pipeline using just free tools (ffmpeg + Audacity + Resolve free) that could handle 80% of what’s achievable?

M: let's start with just colors. i got interested because i saw what someone had done with some kind of russ meyer type thing, and i thought hey, i could do that too. i've done color correction, have a vague knowledge of the various things, but i don't know the specifics for this type of project. so let's say i've got some 1970s charlie's angels knockoff (i'll find a specific example later, but let's start with general concepts); where would i start

G: Perfect — let’s zero in on 1970s B-movie color correction. Those films often share the same tell-tale issues (cheap film stock, faded transfers, VHS-era color casts). Here’s how you’d break it down, step by step, before even touching sharpness or grain.


1. Identify the Common 1970s Problems


2. Workflow Starting Point (Using Free / Non-Pro Tools)

Start with DaVinci Resolve (free) if possible. ffmpeg filters can work, but Resolve’s scopes will make your life much easier.

Step A: White Balance

Step B: Normalize Exposure

Step C: Boost Saturation Carefully

Step D: Correct Skin Tones


3. Optional Adjustments


4. Scene vs. Global Correction

If you only do a global pass, it will look better but still janky in places. Scene-by-scene is where it starts looking professional.


5. Cheap Tricks That Pay Off


💡 Starting Point Rule of Thumb:

Neutralize tint → normalize exposure → bump saturation → adjust skin → add style LUT.

That order will fix 80% of “cheap 70s color” issues without diving into pro-only restoration.


Want me to show you a concrete before/after pipeline in ffmpeg (so you can test on any file without opening Resolve), or would you rather see a Resolve node chain that’s closer to how pros approach it?